Because everyone needs a tranny reference before 11am...

This morning's email exchange with Justin took an unexpected turn...

From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 9:45 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

how's it going today?

I think I'm going to go back to school to be a nurse! You don't want to know what my sister is making per hour down in Australia........


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:01 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

not bad.... so far. bidder's who are starving for work can be annoying to deal with...

I'm pretty sure I don't, actually.... hell, I don't even like knowing what welders get paid!!


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

I can imagine......

Then I won't tell you because you'd probably throw up!!!


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:08 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

Oh, c'mon... tell me.........


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:13 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

okay.......regular days and evenings $25 / hr......... regular night shifts $45 / hr......... overtime $65 / hr ....... holiday hours $75 / hr.......


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:28 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

Yeah, sleeping hours are always more....

after your build up, that didn't bother me as much as you'd think...................... until I realized that she JUST GRADUATED...

oh well

back to facebook, reading the interwebs, and blogging..... :P


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:34 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

...... and she is living in Australia...... and she don't have to pay for accommodations or food.........


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:35 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

oh, right.

pardon me while I go slit my wrists in the bathroom............


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:37 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

sooo.... coming back to school with me.... :)


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:37 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

right after I get out of the hospital :P


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:40 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

lol...... or do we go out west.....


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:43 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

can't we go back to school out west?

best of both worlds?

ugh... that phrase has been ruined, thanks to Clerks...

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent?
[reads the cover to Randal's videotape]
Dante Hicks: "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.


From: Justin
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:46 AM
To: Iain
Subject: RE:

lol.... oh dear god... i forgot about that one!!!


From: Iain
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:49 AM
To: Justin
Subject: RE:

yeah, somehow it stuck...... maybe that says more about me than I'd like... :-S