Rockin' the Sam Cooke!

Well, last night San Antonio was actually kinda boring, except for the crazy bitch who thought Simon was from France, and suggested that because he wasn't American, how could he judge who should be the American Idol.... now what kind of back-asswards logic is that?!?

Anyway, the funniest part from last night was when this dude accepts his "No" verdict very politely, then says, "Okay, but I gotta do this as I go out the door"..... and starts hollering at the judges as he opens the door! Then, the dude's cousin comes in and totally kills (even if Simon was "bored" by it) some soulful Sam Cooke. Good times. Ol' Sammie doesn't get enough air time.

In other TV news... if you like to feel smart, watch the Jeopardy Teen Tournament, and slaughter those nerdly little self-important fucks back into whatever "Brains are more important than braun" after-school special they got plucked out of.....